I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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