i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She bit a glass in half.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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