i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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