I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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