I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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