He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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