check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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