Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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