Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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