Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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