Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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