Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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