you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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