I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize