You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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