Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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