Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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