there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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