YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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