Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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