hell yes lets make some ravioli
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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