Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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