There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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