Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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