Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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