found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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