Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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