dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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