He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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