Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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