she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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