apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
