so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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