it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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