The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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