is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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