You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Semen is not good for contacts.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize