WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Randomize
