I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You have to summon your inner elephant
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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