HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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