Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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