oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
operation harelip BJ is a go
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.