love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning