would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!