How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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