is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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