We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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