I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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