ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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