Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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