you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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