After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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