we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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