Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
When are your genitals available?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
