Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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