I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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