I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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