don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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